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Yeah, explaining it was the hard part, especially because I'm horrible at lying. I just told the truth. It was the doctor's first sledgehammer injury, and the guys in the ER next to me heard the story and started calling me Thor.

Hey there. About a month ago, I had a bad Shovelglove accident. I will tell this story as a warning to those who may be as stupid as I. I was Shovelgloving like I had been for two weeks: in my room while my roommate was away. I was trying new moves that I made up. One involved walking around with th...